Thursday, August 7, 2014
What Would Ben & Jerry Name an Ice Cream After Operation Protective Edge? By: Jameel@Muqata
On my Faccebook page I asked the following question, and received the following answers.
Add your own below…
What would Ben & Jerry name an ice cream after Operation Protective Edge?
Here’s 3 examples to kick it off:
1) Rocket Road
2) What a Cluster
3) Red Alert
Alan Goldsmith hamastachio
Michal Rubin Terror-misu
Andrea Licht Simon IDF – Incredibly Delicious Fudge
Elana Horwitz miklatte
דניאל שניאורסון Iron Cone
Ilana Fine Bar-Hai great!!!
Allison Abraham operation protective fudge?
Abby Breitstein Shrapnelicious (extra chunks!)
Rivka Cubine Hamas Crumble
Ilana Fine Bar-Hai lol
Karl Holmstrom Amen!
Rachel Dickson Azakaramel
Rivkah Dvorah Albinder-Amar Cherry Gar-ceasefire
Lauren Shapiro Sachs Missile-sippi mud
Temima Berkovitz Rockets & S’more
Max Bernstein Ban Ki-Prune, favorite of the elderly
Judith Rosenberg Charney Feh!
Bonnie Shusterman Eizikovitz lol!
Jordan M. Samet Banana barrage
Rivka Cubine Tunnel Crunch
Temima Berkovitz Late Night Attack
Lauren Shapiro Sachs Cherry bomb shelter?
Shayna Marcus Explosive nuts
Adina Krausz Lets face the fact that B&J is as left wing as it tastes good. They would probably call is Gaza Genocide
Daphna Shechter 72 VIRGIN PIÑA COLADA
Tiffany Hess Marshm-Allahoow Chocol-akebar
Svietka Rivilis complicated but hilarious
Abby Kerzhner Yan Kerzhner: Iron Dough, Hamas Cake Batter, Hamas Split
Judith Rosenberg Charney Iron Dough…..love it!
Pnina Weiss Qasamopolitan
David Dome Suicide Sundae
Ira Gidon Chocolate Restraint
Beth Finkelman Vanil-Aza S’cool- a seemingly innocent vanilla ice cream. However, when you get to the bottom of the carton there is another layer of cardboard and when you open it. surprise! There is chocolate chunks, cherries, and crunchy nuts. This of course is not advertised on the carton (no allergy info/nothing), obviously the world just assumes its just plain vanilla.
Ilana Fine Bar-Hai red alert would be cherry icecream. Hey I made chocolate rockets with pop candy inside: Rochets explode in your mouth not on your house. Said in an ISraeli accent, of course…
Adina Goldberg Cherry Gazia
Ruchie Bromberg ChocEitan
Chana Siegel Protective Fudge
Bruria Efune Cease and Resist Disproportionate Refudge
Yael Tilevitz Lockerman UNRWA cookie dough
Adina Goldberg Allah-hu Heath Bar
Rivka Cubine Late Night Smack
Shosh Pasarel Weapons cashew
Steve Braun Jameel, glad to see you now have some free time on your hands.
Leah L. Lee IDF Rocks
Sharon Deitch Code red velvet cake
Amelia Weitzman Schmidt I like Alan Goldsmith’s idea of Hamastachio, but I’d take it further to Hamastachio Tunnel Core
Mark Prager Kippat karamel
Max Bernstein UNbelievable nougat
Shosh Pasarel Hamasberry Blast
Skoler Binyamin Kerry Garcia (a Vermont entity would surely name an ice-cream after an ineffectual secretary of state).
Shuli Briggs Ram and raze-it !
Marion Rosen “Boom”berry Ripple.
Sue Parker Gerson Chicka Chocka Boom Boom
Ariella McCauley Kopels Muquata Mint Chips, French Laundry Vanilla (includes a fresh pair of undies)
Yafa Greenzweig Miklat Mocha Mousse
Shuli Briggs Ham-asScream.
Adina Goldberg Abbaston Cream Pie
Abby Kerzhner Red Velvet Alert with Pop Rock(et)s
Avi Schreiber Propaganda Delight
Daphna Shechter Tunnel Taffy Explosion or Jamoca Allah Fudge Peckers
Elana Horwitz it’s not humus
Rivka Cubine they do have a new flavor called Hazed and Confused! LOL http://www.benjerry.com/flavors/hazed-and-confused-core
Hazed & Confused Core | Ben & Jerry’s www.benjerry.com Chocolate & Hazelnut Ice Creams with Fudge Chips & a Hazelnut Fudge Core
Kimberley Palfrey Dome Heavenly Hash…
Rena Reiser Cashew Weapons
Annie Kadosh Orenstein Red alert
Beth Raz For sure red alert. I’m thinking cinnamon ice cream with red hots mixed in.
Ineke Loewenberg I like the IDF Incredibly Delicious Fudge!
Yosef Helfand Rocket Chip Mint
Allison Abraham toffee tunnels
Deborah Hartman Blaiberg Knock knock your fudged!
Sondra Shira Robins Gold Bunch O BananaHeads
Marallyn Ben Moshe אין כמיך!!!
Chana Byer Disproportional Desert Dessert (serving size= 1 pint of sand)
Aliyah Guttmann I like Rocket Road!
Rena Reiser Freeze Fire
Abby Kerzhner OMG you guys are making me hungry….
Judith Rosenberg Charney Chamashed
Jamie Kreitman Cherry Rocket Blast
Faigi Blizinsky chocolate barrage
Yael Shahar Helter Shelter, with chocolate shrapnel.
Ilana Fine Bar-Hai excellent!!LOL
Cathy Schechter Kerry Cherry-pit
Michael Goldberg Ayatollhouse cookie
Karyn Goldberger For tea lovers: Am Israel “Chai”
Charlie Kleiner Sore Virgins.
Susan Hirsh Lebetkin Tunnel explosion
Melissa Danto Rayman My favorite so far is Ruchie Bromberg’s ChocEitan, but I want to add ‘southern exposure’
Avital Harris Deconstructed Gaztronomic Frozen Hammous, with Full Fatah Syrup & Popping Candy.
David Stanley Siren sorbet
Tali Pushett Tunnel crunch Gaza rubble
Esther Piltcher Haber Choco kipat barzel
Liat Collins Jameel — are you getting bored or something? I don’t know, BTW, they’d have to fudge it without me.
Dawn Sklar Missile Madness
Mir Roskind Chocolate bomb
David Dome Koran Cornet
Shifra Chana On and Off
Sorelle Weinstein shrapnel sundae
Sara Turner Tunnel of fudge.
Esti Berkowitz Red Hot Hummus
Bonnie Shusterman Eizikovitz Boom Kaboom!
Karyn Goldberger Tunnel Fission, with the popping candy (found in bars here)
Karyn Goldberger (CHOCOLATE bars!)
Michael Stavsky Intifada enchilada
Michael Stavsky Gaza Blood Orange
Martine Maron Alperstein Brain Cease
Shifra Chana I guess we needed a break, hence the ice cream humor.
But the more time goes by the more clear it seems that the government is imposing an extremely dangerous illusion on us once again. Were there rockets in the south? Some of your readers seem to have heard that there were. Did they find “all the tunnels?” How could they possibly know that? Is Hamas a terror organization that must be wiped out for good? Then how do we go to the negotiating table with them as if they are legitimate organization?
Can somebody please explain?
I don’t understand how 90% of people finally realized that Hamas needed to be completely destroyed–and yet as soon as Bibi did a complete about face and pulled all the troops out instead, we go back straight back to our everyday affairs.
Has the on again off again of this war exhausted all of us to the point where we don’t want to think about it any more? Were we exhausted on purpose so that we won’t interfere? What is going on around here?
Hila Gvar Haha, you guys are brilliant!! But, jokes aside, I’m not too optimistic about this whole thing, yet….
Yeshai Reuben Red rocket.
Ineke Loewenberg Tunnel vision fudge
Michal Rubin Sticky state pudding
Rebekah Israel fudged alarm
Zachary Leighton Media mystery flavor
Yair Adler Terrible Tunnel
Elana Horwitz manila
Elana Horwitz hamaspresso
Esther Myerson Fass Blast from the past!
Leah L. Lee Flavor IDF
Heather Chuven Andron Code Red Hot…False Alarm…Ceasefire
Max Bernstein And the ever popular shocklate chip
Max Bernstein Shocklate
David Katz Whack-a-mole pistachio
Robin Goren Rocket man ( courtesy of Elton John )
Jon Schwartz Sde Rot
Lina Rezonzew “Molted Truce”
David Dome Jelly Jihad
Rivky Lefkowitz pistachio explosion
Rivky Lefkowitz ridiculous raspberry
Sharon Sagir frozen shrink?
Rivky Lefkowitz cocoa surprise
Carole Herson Tunnel Toffee Teaser
Michal Levy Mamad double fudge
Irene Goldstuck-swartz Chocolate and Vanilla Dome
Jennifer Frame If hamas had a say it would be: drive the jews into the sea salted caramel.
Jennifer Frame Disproportionate show of fudge
Chaya Langevitz I’m DYING from this post! Thank you!!!
Matt Horvath bury blast
Stacy Lallouz Simhon Nut Again? Hamas-Split?
Stacy Lallouz Simhon You people are so creative!
Penny Hirsch Rabinowitz Caramel Tunnel syndrome
Nicole Pancer Lerner Burqa Brittle
Sherry ‘Khoubian’ Huffman Reese’s PEACEs….. CEASEcake
Sherry ‘Khoubian’ Huffman Nuts nuts n more nuts
Motty Mordechai Tenenboim Explosion.
Rivka Korf Love them all!
Michael Isakov 72 virgins
Esther Platt Chalouh Human shield a la mode
Ruchie Bromberg Azza ka rumble Sirendipity
Tanya Benzaquen lol
Marty Stampler Pistachio Praline Proportionality
Karyn Goldberger Kerry-meh!(l)
Karyn Goldberger Golani Gold (with… well… you know!)
Bonnie Morris Peek-a-boo
Emma Field Jelly Baby Shield (oy these are all in poor taste anyway, jumping in..)
Steve McCotter Cluster f***
Erica Kohl What a cluster was an actual name. – it used to be clusterfluff. Not making it up- and was it delicious’
Shui Haber They wouldn’t do it!
Naomi Feinmesser טליה קנדלר
Shaindel Raskin The Muqata drizzle Jameel time Gijane razzle
Benedicte Kapp I’m all for Red Alert: strawberry and vineyard peach sorbet split by some yummy raspberry sauce
Rebekah Israel Chocoalert
Liad Bar-El Meltdown Maley; Tunnel Turnover
Leah L. Lee IDF
Samantha Raich thanks for the laughs!
Devora Vernick Grossnass o
SJ Pick 3
Suzy Rose Yuck…keep thinking of that awful pic of the virgins with sparse teeth!! How about Mucqa
Yetta Olmer Fox Gazanuts
Rosalyn Dritz Mierowsky Tunnel vision
Lori Lehman Katz kicking booty
SRivera Golani Red alert
Brian Marshall Bitter Stashaways
Zorach M Spira Abraham Shraga Heyman
Zorach M Spira Aaron J Spetner
Sandi Mosca You guys are a “scream”!
Roxy Rachel Wolfish Sizzle Fire Fudge