USB Drive Menorah
You can fit 16 gigabites of information in one of those? What a miracle!
Four Loko Menorah
Drinking this entire menorah might kill you.
Surf Board Menorah
Candles lit. Surf’s up.
Fish Head Menorah
Fish heads / fish heads / observant, Jewish fish heads…
Hello Kitty Menorah
Ironically, Chococat isn’t on the menorah and he’s actually Jewish.
It’s pretty colorful. I guess.
Plush Hat Menorah
It doesn’t matter, kid. We still have to light it.
On the last day, bowlers declare it an “8 Bagger.”
Star Trek Menorah
The Vulcan salute (“live long and prosper”) is actually a Jewish hand gesture. So the weird thing about this menorah is actually the lack of Vulcans.
Human Centipede Menorah
This one takes the cake. No, wait! Don’t feed it cake… Eww…