DOV BER: Israeli Government Shows American Jews its Middle Finger

As reported first at the Jewish Channel, the Israeli government has commissioned a series of ads designed to discourage its citizens from  becoming romantically inter-tangled with American Jews. The danger, see, is that Israeli citizens might choose to settle with their new spouses in a place that has neither terrorists nor Taliban Rabbis. If too many Israelis take this route Israel will be short on cannon fodder, and the demographic advantage already enjoyed by the more fecund Palestinians will increase. 

But, of course, the ads can't say "Stay in Israel or the Arabs will take over"; instead they say "Marry a stupid American and your kids will be Goyim."

Here's one heavy handed example:



If this spot has a villain, isn't it the clueless grandparents? Why are they shocked that their grandchild knows what Christmas is? She looks to be about 7 years old. Is this the first time Grandma and Grandpa have ever spoken to her? Where have they been for the last 7 years? Why haven't they told her about Chanuka? And when their son first married the shiksa, did they honestly expect the product of that union to grow up without encountering the big feast of Christendom? My kids know what Christmas is. Don't yours? Has the world ceased to spin on its axis?

In another advert, a woman called Dafna seems constitutionally unable to explain Yom Hazikoron to her boyfriend:



Again, the Israeli is the one who comes off looking bad. Dafna's guy seems to be the sort of person who can comprehend the significance of Yom Hazikoron. Why doesn't she try explaining it to him?

In a third, a cute little kid can't get his distracted father's attention until he calls him Aba.



Perhaps if father and son weren't so out of touch, the kid would know how to gethis father's attention.

Anyway, the spots, as a whole are disgusting. They insult the intelligence of Israeli citizens, while also assailing the character of American Jews. That's a fine way of thanking us for our financial and political support.

PARODIES: Some fine satires of these despicable ads have been posted on YouTube. See them after the jump

Qassamba - Trailer (sick, black, dark, twisted, humor)

The anti-Israel "occupy" protesters in the video I embedded earlier today  mentioned that there was an Israeli film festival in Chicago that they want to censor.

I just looked at the films being shown there, and one of them shows that terrorism has given Israelis the blackest humor on the planet.

Here is the description of short comedy feature Qassamba:

Yossi is a 3rd year student in the Sapir College near Sderot. One day, Yossi meets Michal in the Shelter during a “Red Color" alarm and he falls in love. The problem is that Michal rarely visits Yossi's Campus. Yossi reallizes that he will only be able to see her again if he arranges "Code Red" alarm during Michal's visits, therfore, Yossi and his roomate Simon close a deal with two Hamas activists.

Unexpectedly, it turns out that almost everyone in the campus, has an interest in having a "Code Red" alarm at a certain point in time. Including the College President.

The love story between Yossi and Michal leads to an upside-down world in which Qassam rockets play a positive role….

Translation:

The Meat Protest

A first: a world protest group: We're not eating meat for 9 days

And on the ninth day, a full 25-hour period of starvation.

(Shabbat not included)

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Speed ​​control in Israel!

Speed ​​control in Israel!

See these photos ...... especially the last one!

How's this for high-speed control??

When drivers pass by, they almost stop completely due to the holes and to avoid car damages. This is a strategy currently used in Israel as a high-speed control. It is more economical than using cameras, radar, police officers, etc. Very clever….. Especially when they move them around every day!

The joke that sums up the media's bias against Israel

An Israeli is on vacation and is visiting a zoo in the States when he sees a little girl leaning into the lion's cage.
Suddenly, the lion grabs her by the cuff of her jacket and tries to pull her inside to slaughter her, under the eyes of her screaming parents.
The Israeli runs to the cage and hits the lion square on the nose with a powerful punch.
Whimpering from the pain the lion jumps back letting go of the girl, and the Israeli brings her to her terrified parents, who thank him endlessly.
A reporter has watched the whole event. The reporter says to the Israeli:  'Sir, this was the most gallant and brave thing I've seen a man do in my whole life.'
The Israeli replies, 'Why, it was nothing, really.  The lion was behind bars. I just saw this little kid in danger and acted as I felt right..'
The reporter says, 'Well, I'll make sure this won't go unnoticed. I'm a journalist, and tomorrow's paper will have this story on the front page...  So, what do you do for a living and what political affiliation do you have?'
The Israeli replies, "I serve in the Israeli army and I vote for the Likud."
The journalist leaves.
The following morning the Israeli buys the paper to see news of his actions, and reads, on the front page:
RIGHT-WING ISRAELI  ASSAULTS AFRICAN IMMIGRANT AND STEALS HIS LUNCH
That pretty much sums up the media's approach to Israel these days.

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Muammar Gaddafi - Zenga Zenga Song - Noy Alooshe Remix -Israeli song has gone viral amongst Libyan rebels

 "Zenga Zenga," musician Noy Alooshe remixes Gaddafi's speech with a hip-hop song and bikini-clad dancers.

"Zenga Zenga," a YouTube clip, has gone viral amongst Libyan rebels in the past few days. What many of those opposing Libyan ruler Muammar Gaddafi don't realize is that the video, a mash-up of Gaddafi's speech and the hip-hop song "Hey Baby," is from Israel.
The clip shows Gaddafi's speech on a balcony in Tripoli, and uses autotune to turn his words into a song. In the chorus, the Libyan dictator "sings" that he will clean Libya "inch by inch, house by house, room by room, alley by alley." It also features bikin-clad women shaking their hips in time to the music.

The video, which had nearly 400,000 hits on its original version and another 40,000 in the bikini-free version, was created by Israeli musician Noy Alooshe.

Nearly all of the comments on the video are in Arabic, with viewers debating in the talkbacks whether it is permissible to enjoy humor from an Israeli.

"The Arab world is crazy about it," Alooshe told Channel 2 News. "The opposition [in Libya] is using the clip to make Gaddafi look ridiculous." Alooshe added that the clip was featured on Libyan rebels' websites.

Alooshe is a member of the Israeli techno group "Chovevey Tzion," whose biggest hit "Rotze Banot" set Hebrew words to the Swedish dance song "Boten Anna."

Translation: I will clear Libya from one end to the other, in the desert, and in the towns, from the streets, from the houses, and each Alley (Zenga-Zenga). For you who don't understand why the girl with the bikini, Kaddafi was always surrounded by good looking women as body guards, and that's how he is going to liberate Libya.
A good day for Libya, a wonderful day for man kind, this video is what freedom is all about, and the Libyans just got a little taste of it.

Gefilte Fish- Presented by the San Francisco Jewish Film Festival

Gali's family has long-lasting tradition. Every budding bride must prepare gefilte fish for the wedding party, to guarantee a successful marriage. When Gali's mother and grandmother give her a living carp to cook, Gali is torn between her need to abide tradition and her sympathies for the fish. Whether you're rooting for Gali, for the carp, or for both, we dare you not to laugh along with this charming Israeli comedy. Film by Shelly Kling.

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