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Showing posts with label Chanukah. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Chanukah. Show all posts

Friday, December 19, 2014

A Titanic Victory and a Small Cruse of Oil Eyes Fixed on Eternity By: Rabbi YY Jacobson

David Brooks, in an engaging article on Hanukah in the New York Times (The Hanukah Story, NY Times, December 10, 2009), sheds light on the brighter side of the Greeks who emphasized the power of reason and the importance of individual conscience and brought theaters, gymnasiums and debating societies to the cities. He also illuminates the darker side of the Maccabees, who liberated the Jews from barbaric Syrian-Greek oppression, but whose own regime became corrupt, brutal and reactionary. The Maccabees became religious oppressors themselves, fatefully inviting the Romans into Jerusalem.

While admiring the Greek contributions to civilization -- its politics, philosophy, art and architecture – it is easy to forget what Greek society was really like. Mr. Brooks fails to discuss the barbaric daily practices in the Hellenist culture -- infanticide, pedophilia, pederasty, the "Spartan Lifestyle," and the glorification of torture in many instances. None other than Aristotle himself, the teacher of Alexander the Great, argued in his Politics (VII.16) that killing children was essential to the functioning of society. He wrote: "There must be a law that no imperfect or maimed child shall be brought up. And to avoid an excess in population, some children must be exposed [i.e. thrown on the trash heap or left out in the woods to die]. For a limit must be fixed to the population of the state."
 
But let us focus here on the actual Hanukah narrative. A brief historical introduction is important.

The festival of Hanukah commemorates an extraordinary victory -- of the Maccabees, a relatively small and dedicated force of fighters, against one of the great imperial powers of classical antiquity, the Seleucid branch of the Alexandrian empire.
 
This story takes us back 2100 years ago, to the year 164 BCE, some 150 years before the birth of Christianity and two centuries before the destruction of the Second Temple by the Romans. Israel was then under the rule of the empire of Alexander the Great. A Syrian ruler Antiochus the 5th ascended the throne and he was determined to impose his values on the Jewish people. He forbade the practice of Judaism, set up a statue of Zeus in the Temple, and systematically desecrated Jerusalem's holy sites. Jews who were caught practicing Judaism were tortutred to death. This was tyranny on a grand scale. Sadly, he was helped in this endeavor by two Jewish high priests, Jason and Menelaus, who assisted him in banning the Jewish lifestyle and turning the Temple into an interdenominational house of worship on Greek lines.
 
To put it into historical perspective, had Antiochus succeeded, Judaism would have died. Its daughter religions -- Christianity and Islam – would have, of course, never come to be.
 
A small group of Jews, led by the elderly priest Matityahu and his sons, rose in revolt. They fought a brilliant campaign, and within three years they had recaptured Jerusalem, removed sacrilegious objects from the Temple, and restored Jewish autonomy. It was, as we say in the Hanukah prayers, a victory for 'the weak against the strong, and the few against the many.' Religious liberty was established and the Temple was rededicated. Hanukah means "rededication."
 
This was a remarkable event and an extraordinary triumph. We, the Jewish people, are here today only because of the courage and vision of this small group of determined Jews who would not allow their G-d and their Torah to be reduced to the dustbins of history by the Syrian-Greek tyrant.
 
Yet astonishingly, the Talmud, the classical text of Jewish law and literature, gives us a very different perspective on the Hanukah festival.
 
“What is Hanukah?” asks the Talmud (Talmud, Shabbat 21b.) The answer given is this:
 
“When the Greeks entered the Sanctuary, they contaminated all its oil. Then, when the royal Hasmonean family overpowered and was victorious over them, they searched and found only a single cruse of pure oil that was sealed with the seal of the High Priest—enough to light the menorah (candelabra) for a single day. A miracle occurred, and they lit the menorah with this oil for eight days. The following year, they established these [eight days] as days of festivity and praise and thanksgiving for G-d.”
 
So, according to the Talmud, the festival of Hanukah is less about the military victory of a small band of Jews against one of the mightiest armies on earth, and more about the miracle of the oil. The Talmud makes only a passing reference to the military victory (“when the royal Hasmonean family overpowered and was victorious”), and focuses exclusively on the story with the oil, as if this were the only significant event commemorated by the festival of Hanukah.



 
This is strange. The miracle of the oil, it would seem, was of minor significance relative to the military victory. Besides the fact that this was a miracle that occurred behind the closed doors of the Temple with only a few priests to behold, it was an event concerning a religious symbol without any consequences on life, death and liberty. If the Jews would have been defeated by the Greeks, there would be no Jews today; if the oil would have not burnt for eight days, so what? The menorah would have not been kindled. Would the latkes taste any worse?
 
Let us grease the question with a contemporary touch.
 
Imagine that following the extraordinary Israeli victory of the 1967 six-day war, during which six Arab armies were determined to exterminate Israel and its three million Jews, a candle located in a Jerusalem synagogue would have burned for six days. Sure, it would have added a nice sentimental touch to the euphoria of Israel’s salvation, but would have this, rather than the deliverance of millions of innocent human beings from a second holocaust, been the cause of celebration? Would this detail even make it to the front page of the media?
 
Similarly, the burning of the Temple candelabra for eight days was, no doubt, a heart-warming follow up to a great victory. It was a demonstrative sign that G-d cherished the sacrifice of His children and had rewarded them with an astounding miracle. Yet it is clear that this was merely the icing on the cake, a coup-de-grace to a historical momentous victory on the battlefield. Yet the Talmud turns this minor detail into the decisive motif for the Hanukah celebration?
 
What is more, the miracle with the oil is the only element of the Hanukah events that we commemorate to this very day. We have no custom or ritual commemorating a miraculous triumph. What we do have is the kindling of a menorah for eight days, commemorating the fact that the oil in the Temple menorah lasted for eight days. How are we to understand this?
 
The answer allows us to appreciate the essential ingredient that has defined 4,000 years of Jewish history. The military victory was extraordinary; yet it didn't last. The dynasty of the Hasmonean family became entrenched in civil war and corruption. 210 years after Hanukah, in 68 CE, the Temple was destroyed, this time by the Romans. Jerusalem was plundered, Judea was decimated and the Jewish people exiled. It was the beginning of a period of Jewish powerlessness, dispersion and persecution which had lasted almost two millennia.
 
Unfortunately, the political and military victory of Hanukah did not last. What lasted was the spiritual miracle -- the faith which, like the oil, was inextinguishable.
 
Strength that is founded on military power alone is temporary. It may endure for long periods of time, but ultimately, its might will wane and it will be defeated by another power. Strength that is founded on moral and spiritual light can never be destroyed.
 
The sages who instituted the Hanukah holiday keenly understood this truth. With their eyes focused on eternity, the rabbis of the Second Temple era grasped that the timeless core of Hanukah was not the victory on the battlefield alone, but rather the fact that this military triumph led to the re-kindling of the sacred light and the moral torch. The military victory was an enormously significant event that we must be deeply grateful for. Yet what makes Hanukah a vibrant and heart-stirring holiday thousands of years later across the globe is the story of a little cruse of oil that would not cease to cast its brightness even in the darkest of nights and among the mightiest of winds.
 
David Brooks writes that “Rabbis later added the lamp miracle to give God at least a bit part in the proceedings.” He missed the point. The oil miracle constitutes the very foundation of the Hanukah holiday.
 
For more than two millennia, Jews have been gathering around their Hanukah candelabras, kindling each night an additional candle. As they gazed at the dancing flame atop their menorahs they can hear the candles sharing their story. It consisted of a simple punch line: The flame of Jewish faith, the flame of Torah, the flame of the Mitzvos, would never be extinguished. The candles were right: Judaism lives.
 
Imperial Greece and Rome have long since disappeared. Civilizations built on power never last. Those built on care for the powerless never die. What matters in the long run is not simply political, military or economic strength but how we light the flame of the human spirit, how we ignite the light of faith that brings more brightness and warmth to the world.

Thursday, December 5, 2013

World's largest menorah lights up Tel Aviv Israeli Electric Corporation creates the largest ever menorah, visible throughout all of Tel Aviv • The highest "candle" reaches 28 meters (92 feet) and the other "candles" reach 22 meters (72 feet) • Ceremony to light final "candle" was on Wednesday. Reuters and Israel Hayom Staff

E1 Menorah Last Night

E1 Menorah
Photo Credit: Ya'akov Aflalo / Tazpit News Agency 

Some 100 Jews gathered last night to light the 8th candles of Chanukah at the Mevaseret Adumim area, also known as E1. The area, directly between the Jewish town of Ma’aleh Adumim and the outskirts of Jerusalem, will decide the future of Jewish life in Judea and Samaria: if it’ settled by Jews, this will guarantee a contiguous Jewish settlement there, expanding Jerusalem significantly and making it difficult for the Arabs to effectively settle the area. If the Arabs succeed in settling there, it would spell the end of Jewish hopes there, rendering Maaleh Adumim an isolated fringe town. According to Tazpit News Agency, the Nachala movement has been conducting special events to establish Jewish ownership in the area. Last night’s candle lighting was part of it. Good luck! 

E1 menorah4
Photo credit: Ya’akov Aflalo / Tazpit News Agency 

E1 menorah2
Photo credit: Ya’akov Aflalo / Tazpit News Agency

Read more at: http://www.jewishpress.com/news/photos/e1-menorah/2013/12/05/

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Zois Chanuka (8th day of Chanuka) tonight

I saw in a sefer  on chanuka from rav gamliel rabinowitz shlita a beautiful thought re  the 8TH day of chanuka. The kedushas levi says that the days of chanuka are an extension from yom kippur. The toldos ahron on chanuka adds that in heaven zois chanuka is the gmar chasima of the yemei din  of tishrei. In the lekutei mahril he brings the minhag that some say tashlich on zois chanuka. From all of the above we see how this day is an unbelievable opportunity to do teshuva  and that this day is very mesugal for our teshuva to be accepted.

The heilege ruzhuiner  rebbe  comments about the greatness of the power of prayer on zois chanuka  and I quote: “the things that the biggest tzadikim can not accomplish with their prayers on yom kippur by neila  prayer ,a simple jew  can accomplish with his prayers on zois chanuka.” We see from here the greatness of the power of prayer on zois chanuka. I don’t think anything more has to be said.we have to utilize this day to its fullest. 

We should all be zoche that we should have a complete kappara and all our prayers should be answered .
We should all witness the coming of moshiah  speedily in our days.

Tuesday, December 3, 2013

Hanukkah 2013 with Modzitzer Rebbe



Modzitzer Rebbe from Israel, Rabbi Chaim Shaul Taub at first night of Chanukah candle light, in Borough Park on Nov. 27, 2013. The event was held at the Shul Emunas Yisroel with Rabbi Wolfson, the niggunim were led by one of the most gifted and inspired composers of Hassidic niggunim, Rabbi Ben Zion Shenker. Modzitz is a famous Chassidic Rabbinic dynasty that is known for its music or Nigunnim.







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[VERSE 1]

[RABBI ARI BLAU]
It's Chanukah
For 8 nights,
We're gonna celebrate, we will do it ri-i-ight
We're Jew Direction
We study Torah
And tonight we will light the Menorah

[BRIDGE]

[RABBI ZACH SMITH]
Everyone else in the Shul can see it
Everyone else but you

[CHORUS]

[ALL RABBI'S]
Yaldah, you light up my Menorah like nobody else,
The way that you spin the dreidel when you win the gelt
It's the festival of lights, yaldah can't you tell
You don't know,
Oh oh,
You don't know you're Jewtiful
The Greeks tried to kill all of the Jews,
But they had no idea Hashem could do,
The Maccabi's won the war and now I'll tell you,
You don't know,
Oh oh,
You don't know you're Jewtiful

[RABBI ARI BLAU]
Chanukah makes you Jewtiful

[VERSE 2]

[RABBI CHRIS ALBRIGHT]
We don't eat pig,
What is this?
We all keep kosher 
And we all dance like thi-i-is
Bow down to idols
We'll never do
We'll make the oil last 8 nights for me and you-o-o

[RABBI ZACH SMITH]
Everyone else in the shul can see it
Everyone else but you

[CHORUS]

[ALL RABBI'S]
Yaldah, you light up my Menorah like nobody else,
The way that you spin the dreidel when you win the gelt
It's the festival of lights, yaldah can't you tell
You don't know,
Oh oh,
You don't know you're Jewtiful
The greeks tried to kill all of the Jews,
But they had no idea what Hashem could do,
The Maccabi's won the war and now I'll tell you,
You don't know,
Oh oh,
You don't know you're Jewtiful

[RABBI ARI BLAU]
Chanukah makes you Jewtiful

[ALL RABBI'S]
Cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha
(We eat latkas)
Cha cha cha cha cha cha 
(Yes we do)
Cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha cha
(We eat latkas)
Cha cha cha cha cha cha 
(Yes we do)

[RABBI ARI BLAU]
Yaldah, you light up my Menorah like nobody else,
The way that you spin the dreidel when you win the gelt
It's the festival of lights, yaldah can't you tell

[ALL RABBI'S]
You don't know,
Oh oh,
You don't know you're Jewtiful

[CHORUS]

[ALL RABBI'S]
Yaldah, you light up my Menorah like nobody else,
The way that you spin the dreidel when you win the gelt
It's the festival of lights, yaldah can't you tell
You don't know,
Oh oh,
You don't know you're Jewtiful 
The Greeks tried to kill all of the Jews,
But they had no idea what Hashem could do,
The Maccabi's won the war and now I'll tell you,
You don't know,
Oh oh,
You don't know you're Jewtiful
You don't know you're Jewtiful

[RABBI ARI BLAU]
CHANUKAH MAKES YOU JEWTIFUL!

KEEP IT KOSHER ;)

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LAZERBEAMS: Mattatyahu's Courage

Kever Mattatyahu

Happy Chanuka!
Mattatyahu Cohen HaGadol, whom we remember every time we say the "Al HaNissim" prayer during Chanuka, is buried in a cave in a forest, about a kilometer north of Highway 443 near Mevo Modiin.
Mattatyahu and his sons fought a double war - not only against the Syrian Greeks, but against the 95% of the Jewish people who had become assimilated Hellenists. But because of his steadfast, unwavering and uncompromising commitment to Hashem, to his emuna, to the Torah and to his homeland, he was able to overcome all obstacles and instill the fire of emuna and total dedication in the hearts of his brave sons and daughter.
Where did he get his strength and courage from?
Nothing gives a person strength like clarification of the truth. A person who knows the truth and who lives according to the truth is as fierce as a lion. He is not willing to live a lie; so, if you take the truth away from him, he'll no longer regard his life as worth living. That's why our ancestors in every generation all the way back to our forefather Abraham were willing to sacrifice their last breath and heartbeat for our faith in Hashem and our Torah.
Mattatyahu and his sons Yehuda, Elazar, Shimon, Yochanan and Yonatan knew the truth. For a servant of Hashem, life is worthless without Torah, emuna, and holiness. The Hellenists fooled themselves while trying to dilute the truth and appease the Syrian Greeks, but the latter wanted to destroy it altogether and to substitute it with a life of pursuing bodily amenities.
Did Hashem send our souls down to this lowly earth just for another piece of steak, another fling with the opposite sex, or another NBA game? Those who waste their lives in the pursuit of material appetites are neither happy nor fulfilled. What's worse, they haven't devoted a single minute to clarifying the truth.
21" biceps won't give you courage. Truth and emuna will.
If the Prime Minister of Israel would clarify the truth, no foreign pressure in the world would sway him a single millimeter. If a teenager would clarify the truth, then he'd say no to the stupid things that his peers are doing. If a woman knew the truth, she wouldn't care if her neighbors called her "nebby" or "yachna" for dressing the way Hashem wants her to dress. If a man would be honest with himself, he'd realize how contemptable it would be to sacrifice one's entire family for a few moments of illicit thrills.
Mattatyahu and his sons were masters at truth clarification. They weren't willing to live for two minutes without the truth. That's where they derived the courage to fight a virtually impossible war. And that's why they won.
While we're basking in the holy light of the Chanuka candles, let's ponder the real meaning of this beautiful festival that commemorates the miracle of the few prevailing over many, the pure prevailing over the impure, and the light prevailing over darkness. Let's remember the dedication and commitment of Mattatyahu and his sons. Let's strengthen ourselves and carry their torch of Torah and truth, no matter what the odds. We can do it. All we need is emuna. Happy Chanuka!

Thursday, October 10, 2013

Stop cockblocking our holidays!‘The Colbert Report’ has CHAD it up to CHere with CHannukah



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The rare convergence of Hanukkah and Thanksgiving got a lot more popular exposure Wednesday night when Comedy Central’s “Colbert Report” included a special report called “Thanksgiving Under Attack.” And oy, is it funny.
After boasting about his gravy kayak, straightman Stephen Colbert launches into a hilarious op-ed on Hannukah’s attack on “America’s sacred day dedicated to hearing Nana’s unvarnished opinions on Filipinos.”
“How dare you Hannukah! These two holidays have nothing in common. Hannukah celebrates the struggle of an oppressed people’s fight against invading conquerors, while Thanksgiving is about our healthy and nurturing relationship with the Indians.”
“Pretty soon schoolkids will think Thanksgiving started when the Wampanoags sat down with the Maccabees and the yams lasted for eight nights!”
Demonstrating how horrible this convergence is, Colbert exclaims, “And now, instead of drawing a hand turkey, we’ll be expected to draw a hand menorah.”
'The shamosh is not straight,' says Colbert. (photo credit: screenshot)
‘The shamosh is not straight,’ says Colbert. (photo credit: screenshot)
It’s impossible, he explains, because you need both hands to draw the menorah.
Placing a Sharpie in his mouth, Colbert attempts to outline his hands.
Seeing the result he says in slightly mispronounced Hebrew, ”That sucks! The shamosh is not straight, I’m sorry.”
In what feels like an unscripted moment, Colbert sniffs the Sharpie, making a mini Hitler-esque black mark right under his nose.
Colbert's mini Hitler-esque mustache (photo credit: screenshot)
Colbert’s mini Hitler-esque mustache (photo credit: screenshot)
“Oh, that’s not good. That’s bad form,” he says and tries to wipe it off.
“I can’t believe I’m discussing Hanukkah and I drew a mustache right there!”
Turning serious again, Colbert says, “I have never ever trusted Hannukah. If it doesn’t have anything to hide, why does it have so many aliases?”
Finishing up the sketch, a self-righteous Colbert says, “And you know what? CHanukka? [stressing the ch] I’ve CHad it up to CHere with your CHoCHbloCHing our holidays.”

Monday, December 17, 2012

The Difference Between Christmas and Hanukkah

1. Christmas is one day, same day every year, December 25. Jews also love December 25th. It's another paid day off work. We go to movies and out for Chinese food and Israeli dancing.

Chanukah is 8 days. It starts the evening of the 24th of Kislev, whenever that falls. No one is ever sure. Jews never know until a non-Jewish friend asks when Chanukah starts, forcing us to consult the calendar so we don't look like idiots. We all have the same calendar, provided free with a donation from the World Jewish Congress, the kosher butcher, the local Sinai Memorial Chapel (especially in Florida) or other Jewish funeral home.

2. Christmas is a major holiday. It's easily in the top 5 in Christianity. 

Chanukah is a minor holiday that probably wouldn't crack the top ten. It has the same theme as most Jewish holidays. They tried to kill us, we survived, let's eat.

3. Christians get wonderful presents such as jewelry, perfume, stereos.

Jews get practical presents such as underwear, socks, or the collected works of the Rambam, which looks impressive on the bookshelf.

4. There is only one way to spell Christmas. 

No one can decide how to spell Chanukah, Chanukkah, Chanukka, Channukah, Hanukah, Hannukah, etc.

5. Christmas is a time of great pressure for husbands and boyfriends. Their partners expect special gifts. 

Jewish men are relieved of that burden. No one expects a diamond ring on Chanukah.

6. Christmas brings enormous electric bills.

Candles are used for Chanukah. Not only are we spared enormous electric bills, but we get to feel good about not contributing to the energy crisis.

7. Christmas carols are beautiful...Silent Night, O Come All Ye Faithful.

Chanukah songs are about dreidels made from clay or having a party and dancing the hora. Of course, we are secretly pleased that many of the beautiful carols were composed and written by our tribal brethren. And don't Barbara Streisand and Neil Diamond sing them beautifully?

8. A home preparing for Christmas smells wonderful. The sweet smell of cookies and cakes baking. Happy people are gathered around in festive moods.

A home preparing for Chanukah smells of oil, potatoes, and onions. The home, as always, is full of loud people all talking at once.

9. Christian women have fun baking Christmas cookies. 

Jewish women burn their eyes and cut their hands grating potatoes and onions for latkas on Chanukah. Another reminder of our suffering through the ages.

10. The players in the Christmas story have easy to pronounce names such as Mary, Joseph, and Jesus. 

The players in the Chanukah story are Antiochus, Judah Maccabee, and Matta whatever. No one can spell it or pronounce it. On the plus side, we can tell our friends anything and they believe we are wonderfully versed in our history.

11. Many Christians believe in the virgin birth.

Jews think, "Yossela, Bubela, snap out of it. Your woman is pregnant, you didn't sleep with her, and now you want to blame G-d? Here's the number of my shrink".

12. In recent years, Christmas has become more and more commercialized. 

The same holds true for Chanukah, even though it is a minor holiday. It makes sense. How could we market a major holiday such as Yom Kippur? Forget about celebrating. Think observing. Come to synagogue, starve yourself for 27 hours, become one with your dehydrated soul, beat your chest, confess your sins, a guaranteed good time for you and your family. Tickets a mere $200 per person. 

Better stick with Chanukah!

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Chanukah Music Video - Eight Candles Burning


WERE LIGHTING THE MENORAH



We're Lighting The Menorah - Reishit Yerushalayim 

yeh its chankuah night and the draidle's spinnin on the floooor
i got a latka in my hand and its made of pa-tay-toe (potato)

we just finished rosh hashanah
had enough of apples and honey
now we're eatin chocolate gelt and sufganiyot with jelly

those yevanim thought they could wipe us ouuuuttt
we're lighting the menorah
God was on our side which they didn't know about.
we're lighting the menorah
Jews is what we are and we all unite.
we're lighting the menorah
publicize the neis with our candlelight
we're lighting the menorah

i'm jewish jewish baby 
i'm awfully crazaay 
i got my mommy tatty bubby and i i got my zaidy
but now in the past
the greeks didn't want us to last
so they said that we have to give up judaism fast 
but the maccabees
said no we want to be jewish
we won't succumb to your strict demands that's what you wish
so judah a nd the maccabees fought to get back the torah

we're lighting the menorah
so the six fought
but the greeks thought it'll be an onslaught
this is why we say




le hadlik ner shel chanukah
but they still won
so the party begun 
this is what we say
sheasa nisim and the other bracha
but the oil ran out
so they freaked out
this is why we prayed
we're lighting the menorah
and yet it lasted all eight days
so we celebrate
this is why we say
we're lighting the menorah

lighten up the night candles burning bright 
make a bracha sing a song 
then i get so many presents
we don't need a tree
we got our rebbe
and we wana be
like the maccabees
who beat anti
ochus, and after we light 
we sing haneiros halalu and who's the big reciter,
andrew, the jew, a true, menorah lighter

i'm true to the game too, it's called spinning dreidels and i can't lose
i never roll a nun or a hay or a shin
i always win
so then they are gue
yeh i get the gimmels yid
it makes the sem girls get the giggles yid
i'm walking away with the gelt 
o yes i did

we're lighting the menorah
those yevanim thought they could wipe us ouuuuttt
we're lighting the menorah
God was on our side which they didn't know about.
we're lighting the menorah
Jews is what we are and we all unite.
we're lighting the menorah
publicize the neis with our candlelight
we're lighting the menorah