Go Boychic! Rabbis in da Shul - 50 Cent (50 Shekel)

50 Shekel
In Da Shul
Lyrics by Aviad Cohen
©2003

[intro]
Go, go, go, go
Go, go, go boychick
It’s your birthday
We’re gonna party like it’s your birthday
We’re gonna sip chewitz like it’s your birthday
And you know we all know the shpiel
That it’s your birthday

[chorus 2x]
You can find me in da shul, praying after school
Honey I got the chewitz if you’re jumping in my pool
I’m just into making peace, I ain’t into causing trub
So come give me a hug, if you’re into getting love

[verse]
When I daven up front, you see me shuckle with my cuz
When I pray pretty deep, it’s me and G-D up above
Ladies hear I’m in L.A., now they wanna call me up
When I shpiel like Eminem, and the Jews they show me love
But chevre nothin’s changed, be proud, Jews up
I see Sandler in his flicks, just keeps blowin’ up
If you watch how I schmooze then you’ll see how I do my shtick
Been abused by this town but I ain’t walk with a stick (I’m alright)
In the shul then the ladies saying “Shekel you hot”
They like me, I want them to love me like they love G-D
Yo holla Brooklyn to Teaneck, them places taught me to love yo’
My plan’s to bring peace n’ put thing song on the radio
Keepin’ focused man, my plan’s on my mind
Got a second chance to give and I won’t fall behind
Now girlie said she feeling my laughs, she feeling my shpiel
We’re gonna go out tonight for a great sushi meal – I’ll pay

[chorus 2x]
You can find me in da shul, praying after school
Honey I got the chewitz if you’re jumping in my pool
I’m just into making peace, I ain’t into causing trub
So come give me a hug, if you’re into getting love

[bridge]
These J.A.P.S. they want most everything
Fancy clothes, fancy cars, fancy diamond rings
Gucci, Lexus, Sushi, Bel Air
West Bank, where’s the peace and why ain’t you still changed

[verse]
And you should love us, way more than you hate us
Why you mad bros? I thought that you’d be happy we’re neighbors
I’m that mench showing people how to live the Jew life
You’re those angry ass bombers trying to hold us down right
When my thoughts get to G-D in the shul it’s on
I wink my eye at the Rebbe, my aliyah is on
If Bush wants to fight ‘em, let the powers overturn
If he’s talking taking over, chevre I ain’t concerned
I’m a tell you what Bernie told me just go ‘head speak your mind up
If extremist hate then let ‘em hate
Then watch them blow themselves up
But we could go upside the bank with a bottle of chewitz
Come on we can make peace

[chorus 2x]
You can find me in da shul, praying after school
Honey I got the chewitz if you’re jumping in my pool
I’m just into making peace, I ain’t into causing trub
So come give me a hug, if you’re into getting love

[outro]
Don’t try to act like you don’t know where we be neither chevre
We in da shul all the time, it’s about to pop off chevre
Shekel and Rock The Beat Productions in the hizzzousssse

[DJ Rock The Beat]
Act like you know

[50 Shekel]
And knowing is half the mitzvah
Shekel Style