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Obama to Israel,"Pre - 67 Borders!"

WORLD LEADERS RESPOND

"Thank you brother Obama for your strong moral leadership"

Khalid Mashal, HAMAS, Chief of the Political Bureau

 

"May Allah continue to lead you President Obama to defeat the Zionist occupiers" 

Mousa Abu Marzook, HAMAS, Deputy Chief of the Political Bureau

 

"The Angels are rejoicing in Paradise!" 

Sheikh Ahmed Yassin, HAMAS, Founder (in absentia)

 

"You go Barack!" 

Mahmoud Abbas, Palestinian Authority, Chairman

"I now forgive you my brother" 

Emir Osama Bin Laden (in absentia)

"Finally, the world will be at peace" 

The United Nations

"Finally, the world will be at peace" 

Organization of the Islamic Conference

 

"Shariah, Shariah, Shariah" 

Mohammed Badie, Supreme Leader, Muslim Brotherhood

 

"Damn, I'm missing all the fun!" 

Adolph Hitler, National Socialist German Worker's Party (in absentia)

 

Hang on folks...it's about to get bumpy