If TV News Existed in 1200BC

Here's a parody of how the Exodus from Egypt might have been treated by the mainstream media had it existed in 1200 BC. It goes without saying that today, the Egyptians would be viewed as the victims. Come to think of it, that seems to be the case then too. Moses, a 'self-serving, power hungry extremist'? Well, Dathan and Aviram would agree anyway, and we all know what happened to them to prove it was otherwise. Heh.