Here is an entire alphabet book that is a more accurate depiction of the "P is for Palestine" children's book that was in the news recently.
A is for Arab, that's what we were called
Before we made up the Palestinian myth to the world.
B is for Bomb, to blow up some Jews
That's how we manage to stay in the news.
C is for Car-rammings, a more recent mission
A great way to kill without using ammunition.
D is for Dhimmi, both Christians and Jews
Second class citizens in Islamic rules
E is for Everything, from the river to the sea
Until we gain it all we'll pretend we're not free
In Arabic we show that in English we lied
G is for Grenade, we don't want to brag
But we love them so much they are on the Fatah flag
H is for Hummus, a food we pretend
To have invented. (For political ends.)
I is for Incitement, which we learned from our fathers
We teach our kids to want to be martyrs
J is for Jesus, who in our opinion
Was the first martyr who was Palestinian
K is for Kidnapping, which we try hard to do
Because 1000 of our fighters is worth only one Jew.
L is for Love, but not for a wife
Because we love death as others love life
M is for massacres, at Munich and Ma'alot
And Dalal Mughrabi murdering kids on the Coastal Road
N is for Never, our slogan for years
Never agree to peace if we shed enough crocodile tears
O is for Occupation, we complain all the time
(but we believe Jews are "settlers" inside the Green Line)
P is for peace, (which we can't pronounce)
The PLO Phased Plan to end Israel we never renounced
Q is for Qassam, our rockets are great
When they land on Jewish schools - we celebrate
R is for Rocks, to aim at Jews' heads
Candy for all if they - or our kids - end up dead
That this is a field in which we innovate
T is for Tunnels, we spend millions on
Our kids dig them up from dusk until dawn
U is for UNRWA, which puts food on our plates
And their schools teach us to continue to hate
V is for Victory, even though we always lose
But we pretend we won, to fool leftist Jews
W is for What We Want the two state solution to do:
One state for the Arabs - and the other one too.
X is for eXactly how much we don't care
To reach a peace agreement that leaves Israel there
Y is for Years that we don't have a state
We could have had several - but we'd rather hate
Z is for Zero - the chances that we'll
Elect a real leader who'll make peace with Israel
