Friday, April 8, 2011
Moses Rap - A Pesach / Passover Music Video
CHORUS:
Moses at the red sea, like “who’s gonna follow me?”
Pharoah’s in the tide, we gonna ride, to our destiny,
In back of me, so sad to see, them bodies in the red sea
chariots get buried, b-b-buried in the red sea
Pharaoh sat and laughed when a staff became a snake,
too long we’ve been your slaves, just let us go and pray,
said "don’t make this mistake," no pardon his heart was hardened,
so started what we regard as: the days of 10 plagues...
ONE: blood in the river gonna shiver, gonna freak out
lips take a sip now there's blood in your mouth
TWO: frogs in your house on your beds on your plate
don't matter what's for dinner better like frog legs
THREE: knats buzz buzz watch the dust turn to bugs
itch itch hard to think with all the lice in your mugs
FOUR: beasts roam your streets when you step outside
there's a tiger on your tail nowhere to hide
Five: death of your livestock, flesh dries up
b-b-bodies in your barn Pharoah when you gonna wise up?
CHORUS
SIX: boils on your flesh no less than torture
careful of the ash in the air it'll scorch ya
SEVEN: hail rains down beats your brains down
like a message from the heavens better lay our chains down
EIGHT: locusts from the coast you can hear their wing click
eating crops eating trees til they're used as toothpicks
NINE: darkness, dispatch, 3 days pitch
remember when this started and you thought it was just witchcraft
Death of the first born how did it come to this
TEN is what it took so we all would remember this
Labels:
humor,
Jewish music,
Passover